Ultimate Scheming System

Chapter 1439: Cheap and Showy

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

This...

Everyone present was bewildered and looked stupefied.

“What did this guy say?”

“He’s going to fight ten of them?”

“Ten Celestial Kings?”

“Has he gone crazy? He is merely at the Human Celestial Stage and he wants to fight ten Celestial Kings. What a mental case!”

“This is no way to save face, much as he wants to.”

“Oh, he’s an ignorant junior playing to the gallery.”

“Turns out that after making such a clamor for so long, this is the kind of trash coming from the Exploding Heavens Faction?”

The ten Celestial Kings shook their heads one after another and laughed.

They were completely unconcerned about Xu Que’s provocation. They weren’t the slightest bit angry.

After all, it was hard to be made angry by a provocation from an ant.

“D*mn, you smelly c*nts, you’d better watch your mouths in front of Your Holiness,” Buttface flew into a rage on the spot and jumped up to stare hard at the ten Celestial Kings.

He could control himself if they were only scolding Xu Que.

But scolding the Exploding Heavens Faction was beyond the pale. It was like scolding him as well. F*ck, he wouldn’t take it lying down.

“Master Buttface, don’t get worked up. We’ll teach them a lesson in a bit.” Duan Jiude patted Buttface on the shoulder and comforted him.

HUMPH! “Your Holiness will listen to Master Duan and not fight with you today. But I’ll mess you all up soon.” Buttface was quick to anger, but his anger dissipated just as quickly.

He immediately used this opportunity to get out of an embarrassing situation.

After all, if it really came to blows now, he wouldn’t have the guts to fight.

Yet these actions, in the eyes of the ten Celestial Kings and even in the eyes of everyone else present, were nothing more than bluffing and also somewhat comical.

How could the few people at the mere Human Celestial Stage and Earth Celestial Stage provoke the ten Celestial Kings with their fierce talk? It was really a matter of overestimating their capabilities!

“You don’t want me to strike?” At this time, Zixia Fairy looked at Xu Que and asked with a look of surprise.

In truth, she still didn’t know what Xu Que had planned. She only knew that he and Buttface, as well as Duan Jiude, had been busy outside for an entire night and had only rushed back when it was morning to ask for her help in kidnapping the Drug God.

Consequently, she didn’t ask too many questions. Since Xu Que wanted it done, then she was bound to stand by Xu Que’s side.

But just now when she’d moved to strike to teach the Celestial King of the Divine Farmer Clan a lesson, Xu Que had stopped her and had even pointed at the ten Celestial Kings. It was obvious that he didn’t want her to make a move.

It was a little confusing for her. How could this guy...fight against ten Celestial Kings?

“It’s not that I don’t want you to, but it’s not necessary.” Xu Que smiled. In a breezy manner, he swept his gaze over the ten Celestial Kings and sneered. “These trashy things are not qualified enough for you to get rid of them.”

“Son of a b*tch!” The Celestial King of the Divine Farmer Clan angrily swore at him immediately.

He could even try the patience of a Buddha. No matter how much they looked down on Xu Que, they were getting more and more angry with his constantly taunting them.

“What? You don’t have the courage to fight me. What are you, if not trash?” Xu Que asked, with a hint of a smile.

“Brother Que, they’re probably not even trash,” Buttface said.

“That’s right, don’t insult trash. According to me, an old man, these ten people are basically a pile of sh*t!” Duan Jiude also nodded.

Buttface suddenly burst into anger. He jumped up and yelled, “Don’t you dare insult sh*t!”

The words of the two men and the dog sparked the ten Celestial Kings’ fury like igniting a bag of explosives.

“You’re courting death,” the Celestial King of the Divine Farmer Clan said angrily. He immediately rolled up his sleeves and formed a giant palm to swat toward Xu Que and the others.

They’d thought that the Exploding Heavens Faction had the help of a powerful Celestial Prime and, so in order to avoid fighting and both sides suffering, they’d decided to follow the Treaty of the Celestial Emperor to turn a major issue into a minor issue and for a minor issue to be reduced to nothing.

But the Celestial Prime hadn’t stepped in and might not even really exist. Coupled with the vicious tongues of these two people and the dog, it was really more than they could bear.

BOOM!

An invisible giant palm once again swept through the Void and suddenly appeared out of thin air over the heads of Xu Que, Buttface, and Duan Jiude, bringing with it a terrifying vigor that came crashing down.

Zixia Fairy’s expression turned cold, and she whipped up her Magic Art, ready to once again help Xu Que withstand this strike.

“Xuan’er, there’s no need,” Xu Que shouted immediately.

Zixia Fairy was taken aback. “There’s no need?”

“Can you hold on?”

In shock, she unconsciously stayed her hand.

Xu Que stood in place with his hands on his hips and a face full of arrogance as he said, “Let him fight. I don’t believe he can still kill today...”

BANG!

Before he’d finished speaking, the invisible giant palm abruptly accelerated and crashed down. It instantly covered Xu Que, Buttface, and Duan Jiude and ferociously smashed them into the ground.

It became deathly silent in an instant.

Everybody was struck dumb.

“What..what the h*ll was this?”

“Acting tough didn’t work, and so they were roughed up instead?”

“Surely they are not going to die just like that, are they?”

At the same time, the Celestial King of the Divine Farmer Clan took back his hand and hummed coldly with a look of disgust across his whole face, “You reckless things...”

“Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!” Suddenly, shrill laughter came from not far away.

All the people present were shocked and turned their heads to look. They were immediately flabbergasted.

The trio of Que, De, and Dog, which should have been smashed to death, appeared unexpectedly intact outside Tian Sha City. They stood halfway up a mountain, laughing loudly with smug expressions on their faces.

“Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, you can’t kill me. There’s no way because I am so powerful! Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!” Xu Que chortled and chanted, fully deserving of a good beating.

Soon after, Duan Jiude and Buttface were dancing hand in hand with their legs firmly fixed on the ground as their upper bodies shook wildly.

“Just like seagrass, seagrass, seagrass, seagrass, swaying with the waves!”

“Seagrass, seagrass, seagrass, seagrass, dancing in the ocean spray!”

.....

HISS!

In Tian Sha City, many people gasped audibly and involuntarily exclaimed.

“D*mn it, they are so shameless!”

“I feel like killing them!”

“My God, wait a minute, how did they run over there just now?” Someone exclaimed in surprise as he asked the question.

“That slap was certainly fast. Even the Golden Celestials of the Great All-Embracing Heavens couldn’t escape it.”

“This is so weird. They were running away right under our noses, and even the Celestial Kings didn’t notice. Something’s not right.”

“No wonder they dare to be so arrogant. It turns out that they have an amazing ability of self-preservation.”

“No, you’re all wrong. Look at the wreckage on the ground.”

“Huh, it this...the remnants of a spell?” Someone cried out in surprise.

The spot where Xu Que and the others had stood just now contained a large pit from the blast of the palm. But inside was full of broken remnants of a spell.

“So, this is...what was here earlier was just an illusion of the three of them?”

“An illusion? An illusion that even those Celestial Kings couldn’t detect? How is that possible?”

“So, in other words, the rumors that say the Exploding Heavens Faction is awesome aren’t without reason.”

“It’s so scary. These cheap and showy Magic Art spells are absolutely unheard of!”

Many people started talking about it over and over.

The ten Celestial Kings all frowned. It seemed very unexpected that Xu Que, Buttface, and Duan Jiude had actually sneaked past them right underneath their noses. They had also set up an Illusion Spell that had successfully deceived them.

“Interesting. He’s actually good at these Illusion Spells.” The corners of the young male Celestial King’s lips abruptly turned up.

“Unfortunately, it’s impressive-looking but useless. If he really had ability, he wouldn’t have had to use these crooked methods,” an old woman shook her head and said coldly.

“What else is everyone waiting for? Let’s charge up together and avenge our Divine Farmer Clan. You can carry out the Treaty of the Celestial Emperor,” the Celestial King of the Divine Farmer Clan said.

The youthful looking female Celestial King hesitated as she said, “Aren’t we going to wait for those old guys from the Heaven Palace Academy and the Sage Sect? Just in case the Exploding Heavens Faction really does have a Celestial Prime...”

“If they really had a powerful Celestial Prime, why would they still need to use such despicable methods?” The old man of the Divine Farmer Clan sneered.

Then his figure went SWISH and suddenly transformed into a ray of light, rushing toward Xu Que.

The other nine people looked at each other, and in the end only three people followed, leaving the remaining six people standing in place with no intention of going over.

In their view, even if the Exploding Heavens Faction didn’t have a powerful Celestial Prime, there was no need to send so many Celestial Kings to kill Xu Que and the others.

But...

“F*ck, boy, only four of them came!”

“Four of them are not enough!”

“Hey, you other six idiots opposite, don’t just watch. Yes, I’m talking about the six of you. What are you still standing there for? Come over and chop me up if you dare!”