Ultimate Scheming System

Chapter 1384: Who’s the Poodle?

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

BANG!

In the sky, loud noises rang out from more than ten of the black holes.

Realizing what was going on, the small fish was stunned. It stared wide-eyed, unable to speak.

Buttface and Duan Jiude looked horrified. They couldn’t believe what they were seeing and could only manage to utter in unison, “Sh*t!”

“Faction Leader Xu, could it be that the hundreds of thousands in strength of the Exploding Heavens Faction wasn’t a lie, but that they actually exist on this continent?” Mo Junchen asked in excitement. He looked at Xu Que eagerly.

Xu Que noticed the look of desire on Mo Junchen’s face and felt bad for what he wanted to say. “What hundreds of thousands in strength could the Exploding Heavens Faction have?” He felt bad at how this good man had been tortured.

So, instead of telling him the truth, Xu Que stared straight ahead, looked at Mo Junchen seriously, and nodded, “That’s right!”

“Right, my foot!” Before Mo Junchen could let his happiness sink in, Buttface shouted anxiously, “Dude, don’t you find it strange? They said that the Exploding Heavens Faction was led by an eight-headed snake. When did we ever have an eight-headed snake?”

“That’s right, that’s right!” Duan Jiude nodded as well.

How would the two of them be able to hold their heads up high if some other faction was mistaken for the Exploding Heavens Faction?

“Are the two of you dumb? What do you mean, we haven’t got an eight-headed snake? That dude is Poodle!” Xu Que rolled his eyes. The eight-headed snake had been brought by him from the Kunlun Mountains on Earth. Because the snake had been huge, they’d had to turn it into a small Poodle to transport it.

“Poodle? What Poodle are you talking about?” Buttface froze, looking lost.

“Was there someone named Poodle in our faction?” Duan Jiude was also confused.

“D*mn!” It was Xu Que’s turn to lose his patience. He stared at the two of them, wondering if they were really the Buttface and Duan Jiude he knew!

“Ah, hold up! It seems to be coming to me!” Suddenly, Duan Jiude patted the back of his head, as though he had thought of something. He pointed at Buttface and said, “Teacher Buttface, I recall now, it’s that Poodle, that little dog. The one that squeezed shampoo on your head.”

“Shampoo? Sh*t! I remember now!” Buttface reacted after thinking for a while. With a look of shock, he said, “Oh my god! How is it still in the Four Great Continents? No wonder, when I went to the Heaven Continent, I felt that something was amiss. It’s because I forgot to bring the Poodle along!”

“D*mn, I also forgot about it!” Duan Jiude scratched his head awkwardly.

“Ever since it stopped washing my head for me, I felt that there was something not right with my entire body.” Buttface shook his head. It was as though he was reminiscing about the days when Poodle would climb atop him and give him a massage and wash his hair. That was a period that Buttface had enjoyed, being able to smoke, drink, and having a hair wash. Those were the days!

“Hmph, you two weaklings forgot your comrade. How can you guys still live in this world?” Xu Que mocked them coldly.

Buttface and Duan Jiude threw him a look of scorn.

“Buddy, you have a lot of nerve to say that. Didn’t you also forget? When we were in the Heaven Continent, you didn’t say anything about Poodle!”

“Me, forget? How could I have forgotten? I didn’t ask, only because I was giving you guys a chance to. I was waiting for you guys to remember. But, in the end, you guys still needed a reminder from me. That’s truly disappointing. For that, I feel extremely upset!” Xu Que’s expression hardened as he chided Duan Jiude and Buttface.

“D*mn!”

Duan Jiude and Buttface stared straight ahead. If it were not for the fact that the two of them knew they would be no match for Xu Que right now, they would long ago have charged forward to fight him.

WHOOSH! WHOOSH! WHOOSH!

At that moment, a commotion broke out again from the black holes in the sky.

More than ten silhouettes emerged from the black holes. Then a lot more swarmed out. The people behind emerged like water from a broken vase, rushing out. They were all running for their lives.

Xu Que fixed his eyes on them and was elated.

The so-called Sea Tribe vanguard consisted of a bunch of people who had been morphed into humans. The rest of them were all sorts of fish: shrimps, crabs, and myriad others. There were a lot of them.

Among them were their leaders who were in the Crossing Calamity stage. Overall, they were truly stronger than the East Continent cultivators. After all, in the East Continent, the Form Synthesis stage was the level of the Patriarchs. If such a troop as these fish arrived, it was no wonder that the East Continent cultivators would be defeated and that they would have to retreat into the Burial Valley.

However, that they were able to be suppressed by the eight-headed snake was completely normal.

Back in the days when the eight-headed snake was on Earth, it was already ranked rather highly in terms of realm level. When it arrived in the Four Great Continents, it had managed to absorb a huge amount of spiritual Qi. Hence, very soon, it was able to progress beyond the Crossing Calamity stage. Based on the amount of time that had passed, it had probably entered the Great Vehicle stage. It was now probably able to suppress a Sea Tribe troop consisting of those in the Form Synthesis and Crossing Calamity stages. This was only normal!

“Brothers, brothers, hurry and save me! There are a few more human beings left here.” The small fish that Buttface had been clutching suddenly became lively. It started to struggle and shouted loudly to the Sea Tribe vanguard.

Hearing the commotion, the vanguard looked toward its source and saw that there were only a few men on Xu Que’s side. It wasn’t obvious what stages they were at. At the same time, a dog was clutching onto someone from their tribe.

“There’s still some time, first kill them and then save the scout,” One of the Sea Tribe who had morphed into a human being said softly.

“Kill!”

The Sea Tribes who were at the forefront charged toward Xu Que without hesitation.

They all belonged to the Form Synthesis and Crossing Calamity stages. In the Four Continents, they were considered rather high level. To save the small fish, those men charged over without holding back. Apart from wanting to vent their anger by killing human beings, it also seemed as though the small fish was very important to them.

It was easy to tell from the words that the Sea Tribes had exchanged earlier that the small fish was the scout of the Sea Tribe. Typically, the scout was in charge of investigations and the gathering of information. They were held in high regard. Even if they risked being hunted by the eight-headed snake, they had to strike. Clearly, the small fish was holding onto some important information.

“Hmph, a bunch of ants of the Form Synthesis and Crossing Calamity stages. I scorn them. Guardian Mo, it’s time to get to work!” Buttface laughed coldly and hid behind Mo Junchen.

Mo Junchen didn’t think that dealing with these guys would be too much trouble. He also didn’t hold these fish in very high regard. He looked on blandly and raised his palms firmly toward the sky.

BANG! BANG! BANG!

Suddenly, several members of the Sea Tribe vanguard who’d rushed to the ground exploded in thin air and turned into a mass of bloody mist. Their flesh had been blown up and pieces of them had scattered all over the ground.

The entire place sank into the silence of death.

All of the members of the Sea Tribe were stunned, and they stared with blank expressions. Even the boastful small fish was blown away. It looked fearful.

“The Exploding Heavens Faction practice martial arts to maintain peace. I am Mo Junchen of the Exploding Heavens Faction. You, Sea Tribe, didn’t stay in your own territory in the seas peacefully and dared to invade the lands of the humans. You guys deserve to die!”

Mo Junchen spoke solemnly. Behind him, a sword was emitting a bright, magnificent glow. His righteousness blew everyone away.