Ultimate Scheming System

Chapter 1070: Is This Guy Always So Headstrong?

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

People who knew Xu Que paid no attention to Xu Que’s oath!

However, the people of the three academies couldn’t help but gasp in terror.

Is this guy always so headstrong? How could he make an oath in this way?

Normally, no cultivator would make an oath like that! After all, oaths always came true. To be struck by so much lightning and thunder would be a really vicious punishment. The Heavenly Tribulations came one after another. Even the Celestials did not dare to face many Heavenly Tribulations at the same time. They had seen too many cultivators of the Half Celestial Realm or the Human Celestial Realm who had been killed by the thunder tribulations. Therefore, Xu Que’s words really stunned them.

“It seems this guy is really afraid of the one in the tomb. So he doesn’t want us to be killed by those Holy Golden Armored Hornets!”

“Hah, hah! What are we waiting for?” A Master said as he looked at several male apprentices.

Seeing that, the male apprentices took off their clothes and applied the body lotions on their body without any hesitation!

“You need to use it together with water! Wipe your body with the lotions and water! Then, wash away the body lotions with water!” Xu Que performed on-site instruction.

The male apprentices didn’t doubt Xu Que’s instructions. Although their True Core Strength was blocked, they could still use some water element magic arts! They made some water balls to wet their bodies. Then, they wiped their bodies with the body lotions. At last, they washed their bodies again with water.

During this process, everyone fixed their eyes on them.

After washing their bodies with clear water, they smelled their arms and said in surprise, “Master, it can really expel that smell! I can’t smell it anymore!”

“Oh?” Hearing that, the Masters of the three academies said with great joy, “Quickly! Give me the body lotions!”

Suddenly, a male apprentice said, furrowing his eyebrows, “Oh, no! Why did I smell a different fragrance? And...it smells even better!”

“Wow! You are really good at identifying the value of our products!” Standing outside the Trap and Kill Array, Xu Que said proudly, “These are the Exploding Heavens Faction’s Ultimate Invincible Body Lotions with the Aroma of Lavender! They are special products inside our Exploding Heavens Faction! They can clean your body, expel peculiar smells, and brighten and moisturize your skin! They also can add the natural floral aroma of lavender to your body!”

Bang!

Instantly, the Masters, who were applying the body lotion to their bodies, got thunderous looks on their faces and crushed the body lotions in their hand.

Aroma of lavender? Natural floral aroma?

F*ck! Nobody wants floral aroma here!

It turns out that you coaxed six Celestial Artifacts and 110,000 Spiritual Crystals from us and just replaced the smells on our bodies with another aroma!

“Bastard! How dare you fool us?”

“What a shameless guy!”

“This is outrageous!”

People of the three academies were supremely annoyed and shouted angrily. They wanted to dash out and tear Xu Que into pieces! However, they couldn’t come out now for those Holy Golden Armored Hornets had been totally attracted by the aroma of lavender and become more and more frantic and restless!

If someone knew the language of the Holy Golden Armored Hornets, they might hear the following words from those bugs, “Damn! I’ve been living in the Celestial Burial Valley for so many years! This is the first time for me to smell such a floral aroma, which is so exciting!”

“Hey! What is wrong with you? I helped you to expel the peculiar smell on your bodies! Why do you curse me?” Xu Que asked as he acted dumb.

“Bastard! How dare you lie through your teeth? Your body lotions washed away the smell of floral water but added other floral aromas on our body! Now, these Holy Golden Armored Hornets are even crazier!” People of the three academies looked ferocious from anger.

They had tried to avoid making the same mistake. However, the mistake they made this time was even worse than the one they made last time!

“Ah? Are these Holy Golden Armored Hornets attracted by that aroma?” Xu Que said, as if he had just realized the truth. Then he said exaggeratedly, “My God! I made a mistake! I always believed the Holy Golden Armored Hornets were attracted by your body odor and bad breath! I didn’t expect they were attracted by floral aromas! Alas! What a mistake I’ve made!”

Xu Que said regretfully, “Mr. Buttface, Mr. Duan, have I made a serious mistake?”

“No, no!” Buttface shook his head repeatedly.

“Even the wise are not always free from error! Mr. Xu, you didn’t mean to make this mistake! So, don’t blame yourself in this way!” Duan Jiude consoled him as he patted Xu Que’s shoulder.

“Alas! No! I should be fully responsible for this mistake!” Xu Que sighed and shook his head as if he really felt guilty!

The rest of the people in this area were dumbfounded as they gazed at Xu Que’s antics with wide eyes. Most of these people knew Xu Que’s style. Otherwise, they would have believed this guy really felt guilty.

“Mr. Xu, it’s OK! I will take the responsibility for you!” Buttface stepped out majestically, and he threw out his chest. Then, he took out a bag of unknown black objects and shouted, “Celestials, I hereby recommend the Exploding Heavens Faction Smelly Tofu to you. Only this can save you today!”

Swish!

As expected, the Smelly Tofu forced the Holy Golden Armored Hornets back to the other side of this area. Seeing that, people from the East Continent were also shocked.

This Smelly Tofu could enhance Soul Strength! I didn’t expect it still had this function!

“What?”

Inside the Trap and Kill Array, the Celestials also exclaimed and started to look at Buttface greedily. Now, they didn’t have time to consider whether the Smelly Tofu was useful. Anything which could scare the Holy Golden Armored Hornets away was acceptable!

“Come on, give it to us!” People of the three academies shouted immediately.

Buttface waved his paw and put away the Smelly Tofu with a wicked smile, “Heh, heh! No way!”

“What?” His words stunned the Celestials immediately.

“No way! I just don’t want to give them to you! OK? Is this annoying? Is this annoying? I just want to know whether you have been annoyed! Hah, hah, hah!” Buttface said as he wriggled his waist wickedly!

People of the three academies were so angry that they almost turned purple and spat blood!

What the hell?

What the hell is wrong with this world?

We have just been bullied by a cultivator at Level 5 of the Crossing Calamity Stage! Now, even a dog tries to bully us!

Are these ants in the low-level world of cultivators always so headstrong? They are way too headstrong!

“Ah!” Instantly, angry roars were coming out from the Trap and Kill Array. The Masters of the three academies made eye contact. It seemed they had reached an agreement. They cut their fingers with a sword and dripped their blood onto the ground. Then, their blood started to flow slowly along the rune patterns on the altar! The next moment, the runes on the altar became dazzling.

“What? What are they going to do? Why do I have a bad feeling about this?” Duan Jiude said in surprise.

Rumble!

Almost at the same time, the entire altar trembled a bit. An unparalleled pressure gushed out from the ground. Then, the altar, which had been covered by light, was turned to a lake gradually.

“Holy sh*t! What is this magic art?” Buttface said, widening his eyes.

A magic art which could turn an altar into a lake of blood was definitely extraordinary!

Xu Que started to consider seriously whether he should open the Trap and Kill Array, so that the Holy Golden Armored Hornets could go into it. At this time, many ripples appeared in the lake. The water in the lake became transparent, which displayed the underground space in front of everyone in this area.

Gasp! Everyone couldn’t help but gasp!

A giant palace was at the bottom of the lake, which was full of dazzling magical equipment and even some Celestial Artifacts as well as numerous Spiritual Crystals and precious medicinal materials! It was a stunning underground treasury!

Even more striking, an enormous dragon chair, which was full of dazzling pearls, was placed in the palace. On the dragon chair, a crystal coffin was placed, which was giving off strands of chilly air. An extremely beautiful woman was lying inside the coffin.

The most horrible part was that the eyes of this gorgeous woman were open!

“Holy crap!”

“Holy sh*t! Holy sh*t!”

Buttface and Duan Jiude shouted in surprise and were about to run away. But they were dragged back by Xu Que.

Flop! At the same time, all the people of the three academies knelt down to the ground and shouted reverently, “We are useless! Please save us, senior!”

Seeing that, all the rest of the people in the area changed their expressions abruptly. They knew Xu Que had subdued the Celestials through a surprise attack and his tricks and traps. If the owner of the Celestial Burial Valley came out according to the request of the Celestials, it would be totally horrible! No matter how powerful Xu Que was, he couldn’t rival the owner of the Celestial Burial Valley!

“Holy sh*t! This woman has been lying there for tens of thousands of years! How could she be alive?”

“Little brat, what should we do now?” Buttface and Duan Jiude asked as they looked at Xu Que.

Xu Que shouted, as he was about to unlock his waistband, “Hurry! Let’s do it now!”

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