Ultimate Scheming System

Chapter 782: Here I Am!

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

Hearing this, the cultivator was completely stunned. Then his body began to shiver uncontrollably, and he said, “You...you...you are Xu Que?”

“Yes. I am Xu Que! By the way, can you tell me when did I ever have a drink with you before?!” Xu Que smiled.

A ball of frightening power erupted from him and spread in all directions.

Bang!

The cultivator collapsed onto the ground and his face became as white as a sheet.

Xu Que stopped smiling and sneered. “How dare you! How dare you go around and lie to others using the name of the Exploding Heavens Faction!”

“I...I...I never knew you were here! I...” The cultivator was too afraid to say a full sentence. He had been hearing about Xu Que for a long time, and he knew what a cruel man he was.

I should at least have known what Xu Que looked like before I went around trying to fool others.... My goodness, why on earth have I come and acted tough here?!

“So, if I had not been here today, you would have forced a young woman to be your mistress using the name of the Exploding Heavens Faction?! How dare you do such a horrible thing!”

Xu Que said, furious. This time, he was really pissed off. Although he had also looted people’s houses before, he still had his own bottom line, which was that he would never force a woman to become his mistress. In his view, this was tantamount to raping a woman.

On Earth, the criminal who was put into prison for raping women would be despised and bullied by other criminals, even a murderer would punish them.

In Xu Que’s view, women should be cherished and, in some cases, men could flirt with women. Anyone who forced a woman to do something she did not want to do should be severely punished.

This man must have done such a thing many times before he came here. Since the first thing he did as soon as he stepped into this city was to ask the soldier to bring a woman to his room. Worse still, he did all this using the name of the Exploding Heavens Faction!

“I am so sorry! Please forgive me, I will never do such a thing ever again!” The man knelt in front of Xu Que and freaked out.

“Nonsense! I hate your kind the most!” Xu Que cursed and hit him.

Bang!

The cultivator was blown away by the energy of Xu Que’s hit and hit the wall. He fell onto the ground and began to cough blood.

Xu Que then said, “Hang him on the city wall and flick his manhood 10,000 times. Remember, don’t let him die before this is done!”

The soldier hurriedly answered, “Yes!” Then he dragged the cultivator out of the hall rather excitedly.

“This sort of thing happens a lot, and there is no need to be so angry about this,” Situ Haitang said gently.

Xu Que calmed himself down and shook his head. “I am just terribly upset by what he has done!”

“Then I think you would be angry all day long!” Situ Haitang said with a serious face.

“What do you mean?!” Xu Que asked.

Situ Haitang forced out a smile. “As far as I am concerned, this sort of thing happens quite a lot in the Fire Nation and no one can do anything about it, really. Because people are all afraid of the Exploding Heavens Faction, so no one dares to put them under the law!”

Obviously, Situ Haitang was implying that it was Xu Que’s fault for making the Exploding Heavens Faction such an intimidating faction. This had given the cowards the opportunity to do bad things using the name of the Exploding Heavens Faction.

“Fire Nation! Good! I happen to have some errands back there. It seems that it is time for me to teach a lesson to those thugs!” Xu Que said with a very cold look.

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The next day, Xu Que headed to the Fire Nation, together with Buttface. He wanted Situ Haitang to go with him, but she refused, which made him a bit upset. When he was about to walk into the Teleportation Device, Situ Haitang hurriedly ran up to him and gave him a piece of letter.

“Open it when you are in the Fire Nation.” Then she hurriedly left, with her face as red as an apple.

“Open it, don’t listen to her. Let me see what she has written.” Buttface was very curious.

Bang!

Xu Que slapped Buttface and quickly put the letter into the System’s parcel.

Since the Teleportation Device had been activated, if he did not do so, the letter would be shredded into pieces.

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Seven days later, the two arrived at the Fire Nation.

Compared with the Four Great Continents, the Five Elements Mountain was not big at all. So the Teleportation Devices here were not that efficient and it took a longer time to cover a short distance. As soon as Xu Que stepped onto the soil of the Fire Nation, he sharpened his eyes.

“Buttface, I now command you as my vice chief. Arrest people who do bad things using the name of the Exploding Heavens Faction,” Xu Que said in a deep voice.

Buttface glared at Xu Que. “No! Unless you allow me to be the vice president of the Exploding Heavens Faction!”

“Great! This is exactly what I want! I will not make you the vice president of the Exploding Heavens Faction and I don’t want you to interfere with the business this time!” Xu Que said.

“Screw you! How shameless you are! Count on me, I will help you arrest the bad apples.”

“Never mind!” Xu Que smiled.

Then he summoned the System and took out the letter Situ Haitang had given him.

As soon as he saw the beautifully written words, he was stunned. “Come back once you finish this business! My parents want to meet you!”

See me? Her parents want to see me?! My goodness! What should I do? Xu Que took a deep breath.

“What are you reading? Let me have a look.” Buttface came close to Xu Que.

Bang!

Xu Que slapped Buttface again.

“It’s none of your business! Get out of here and arrest the bad apples!”

“Screw you!” Buttface was very angry and scolded, “Wait here! I will report this to your old girlfriend here!” Then he hurriedly ran away, much quicker than Xu Que probably. It seemed that Buttface had grown much more powerful than he was in the past. Maybe this had a lot to do with the blood of his ancestor that he got at the Mysterious Land in the South Continent.

Xu Que was running in the opposite direction. “Buttface, you are running in the wrong direction! You are running to the border of the Gold Nation!”

“Don’t you remember that your old girlfriend is the Dowager Countess of the Gold Nation?” Buttface answered.

Speaking of the Dowager Countess of the Gold Nation, she asked me to give her some elixir a few years ago.... Should I give it to her or not? Of course not, if she wants it, she should come and fetch it herself!

Then he wrote something on a piece of a traditional Chinese Talisman and flicked it into the air. In the blink of an eye, the Talisman changed into a ray of golden light and flew to the Gold Nation.

“Ha, ha!”

A figure ran past Xu Que. Buttface turned around to look at Xu Que, while running very quickly.

“What a fool you are! I was just kidding with you before. I am going to the Fire Nation! I am very marvelous, aren’t I?”

Bang!

Buttface ran into a mountain and the mountain was crushed all of a sudden.

“What a joke!” Xu Que laughed and headed to the Fire Nation.

Madame Ya, I am coming! Su Ling’er and Su Xiaoqi, I am coming, and in less than two days, my sim card will be delivered.

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