Ultimate Scheming System

Chapter 774: Sneaky Buttface!

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

The large Snow City of the Water Nation was extraordinarily bustling.

When Xu Que recovered all the territories of the Water Nation by leading the troops of Snow City, the city became larger and even more famous!

This day should have been one of the most normal days for people living in Snow City! However, when Xu Que’s shout echoed in the city, the bustling city was quieted down instantly. It seemed even the passage of time was also stopped! Everyone in Snow City was stunned.

“Xu Que Babe!”

Xu Que?

Isn’t that the real name of General Zhuge?

“Holy shit!”

“My gosh!”

“Did I just hear that right? Is General Zhuge back?”

“It’s absolutely him! Nobody dares to call the City Governor’s name directly except him!”

“Right! He even calls himself babe, how shameless.... No, only General Zhuge could be so full of himself!”

All at once, people started to talk about him excitedly. Because of Xu Que’s accomplishments, people were attracted to this city, no matter if they were from Snow City or other places. That was why they were so excited when their hero appeared.

In the mansion of the City Governor, Situ Haitang, who was wearing her war robes, was reading military books in her room. Xu Que’s loud voice also came into the mansion of the City Governor.

“What? Is he back?” Situ Haitang was shocked hearing his voice. After hearing Xu Que call himself babe, she felt her blood was almost frozen. Goosebumps even appeared on her hands.

“City Governor, a man who says he is Xu Que, has entered the city!” An underling told her the news from outside the door.

“OK, I see! Thank you.” Situ Haitang replied as she put down the military book and stood up with a smile.

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At the same time, Xu Que, who was being swarmed by numerous citizens and cultivators gathering around him, stepped into Snow City. Someone brought him flowers. Someone brought him food. He was really popular here.

However, Xu Que saw a sneaky figure lurking at the end of the street during his welcoming ceremony.

“Damn! Buttface, halt! Don’t run!” Xu Que shouted as he dashed toward Buttface.

This was why he couldn’t find Buttface in the Imperial City. It turned out that when Buttface found the Wanda Mall of the Exploding Heavens Faction was closed, he came to Snow City to ask for food from the soldiers.

Hearing Xu Que’s voice, Buttface ran even faster, but he didn’t forget to utter some tough words, “Little brat, what are you going to do? I don’t have time for you, just step back!”

“Hah! You have become so mischievous in such a short time! OK, I won’t chase you. I just want to tell you something!” Xu Que said as he stopped running.

“Just say it, I can hear you!” Buttface also stopped.

Xu Que said, “Come here!”

“No!” Buttface shook his head resolutely.

“Just come here, I have delicious food for you!”

“No!”

“Damn it! Come here!”

“Crap, no way!” Buttface turned around and escaped immediately.

Xu Que started to chase Buttface again. This time he wouldn’t let Buttface escape so easily. First, Xu Que planned to ask Buttface about the Legacy of the Five Elements Mountain.

Second, Xu Que just wanted to punish Buttface because he had sent news to Zi Xuan secretly. Moreover, Buttface had become more and more arrogant. Xu Que had to teach him a lesson and get rid of his arrogance!

Xu Que started to chase Buttface all over Snow City. The citizens and cultivators of Snow City were stunned by their actions.

The welcoming ceremony hasn’t even finished yet. Why has General Zhuge started to chase his dog?

“As expected, General Zhuge is kind and amicable! He started to search for his pet after his arrival. He is so kind and nice. Why do some people always call him a big devil?”

“It’s because General Zhuge is perfect! People envy his talents and achievements. It is quite normal for a perfect cultivator like him to be accused of things he doesn’t do!”

“Right! Even his gesture of chasing a dog is so graceful!”

“I guess he has been separated from that dog for a long time, and he missed the dog very much! Let’s just leave them alone!”

After some exclamations, the onlookers left, one after another.

By this time, Xu Que and Buttface had almost reached the mansion of the City Governor. Then, Xu Que shouted as he was about to use his magic art, “Buttface, stop, or I will strangle you with your collar!”

Howl! “Holy shit! Don’t do that! I won’t run anymore!” Buttface shouted as he stopped his steps immediately, because he was badly scared by Xu Que’s words.

Bang!

Xu Que rushed to Buttface and pressed his head into the ground. Then, Xu Que said, “Are you still going to run away in the future?”

“Just now I was jogging....” Howl! “I won’t run away in the future or you can pull my collar!” Buttface promised as he was pressed into the ground.

Xu Que released Buttface and said seriously, “Let’s get down to business first. I have just finished my investigation in the Five Elements Mountain. The seal has been opened! The shackles in the four continents should hold those invaders off for another several decades!”

“It’s none of my business....” Buttface said disdainfully. When Buttface saw Xu Que’s eyes widen, he corrected himself immediately. Howl! “Little brat, nicely done! As expected, you are really a young hero!”

“Stop flattering me! I opened the seal and also got a legacy!” Xu Que said as he patted Buttface’s head.

Buttface was surprised. “A legacy? Holy crap, little brat, you are not honest! How dare you go to a place with legacy without me?”

“With you? Are you kidding? How could I walk a dog in such a dangerous place? Forget it! Why do you widen your eyes? Tell me, have you heard of the Buddha Seal?”

“The Buddha Seal? Is it to eat or for fun?” Buttface asked curiously.

Xu Que asked again as he rolled his eyes, “What about the Heaven and Earth Seal? What about the Heaven and Celestial Destruction Seal? Damn! Haven’t you heard of all of them?”

Buttface shook his head with puzzlement. If he had memories of his past lives, he might know something. However, his memory now was incomplete, and he had forgotten many things. Therefore, he had no idea about the seals mentioned by Xu Que.

Xu Que was quite disappointed. He had planned to ask Buttface about who made the Heaven and Earth Seal. It seemed that Buttface couldn’t help him.

“Little brat, no more questions, right? If you don’t have other issues, I will start my secluded cultivation!” Buttface was about to leave at this time.

His reaction caused Xu Que’s suspicion, “Secluded cultivation? You can’t fool me! You must have done something bad, just tell me!”

“Damn! What do you mean? As a naturally good dog, I can’t do anything bad!” Buttface retorted defiantly.

Xu Que sneered immediately, “How could you say you are naturally good? Your consciousness has been eaten by a dog! Come on, don’t change the subject! Tell me what bad things you’ve done in this period?”

“I am honest and upright, and I never do bad things!” Buttface raised his dog head sturdily. However, Xu Que was more and more skeptical about Buttface because of the way he had been acting.

Squeak!

At this time, someone opened the gate of the City Governor’s mansion.

When Xu Que turned around, Buttface jumped up and dashed into the courtyard of the mansion through the gate.

Holy crap!

Xu Que started to chase Buttface again toward the gate. However, when the gate was opened, a valiant and heroic figure appeared in front of Xu Que. It was Situ Haitang, who was planning to welcome Xu Que.

Xu Que was stunned. He hadn’t seen Situ Haitang for several years. She had become even more beautiful. And her valiant and heroic temperament was even more intense! Situ Haitang was also surprised by him. She had planned to usher Xu Que in and didn’t expect that he had already arrived and had almost run into her!

The next moment she scolded, “What are you going to do?”

Xu Que was shocked by her question. Then, he replied with delight, “Something we can do together!”

My god! Happiness comes in such an unexpected way!

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