Ultimate Scheming System

Chapter 548: Change Your Name or Die

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

The same method? What method is this?

The rest of the rich kids were quite confused about Xu Que’s instructions to Buttface. Han Guoqiang was perturbed as well.

Han Guoqiang was trying his best to guess what this “method” was that Xu Que was referring to. However, he could not figure out their intentions. All he knew was that judging by the malice emanating from the smiling faces of Xu Que and his dog, this was not going to be a pleasant experience.

Xu Que was creating such a racket that people nearby couldn’t help but notice the startling scene. After all, the streets here were full of hustle and bustle. As soon as Xu Que knocked Han Guoqiang down with one strike, many people turned their heads to see what was going on. Since then, the number of onlookers had continued to grow. They were now surrounded by a substantial group of onlookers.

The people here had become used to Han Guoqiang’s street bullying. However, this was the first time that they had seen Han Guoqiang getting beaten up like this. It was quite rare to see a bully get bullied! Rather than expressing sympathy towards Han Guoqiang, people were more interested in piecing together Xu Que’s identity.

“Lord Han is in for a rough ride this time! Why did he provoke an elite?”

“This elite looks quite young. It is impressive that he has managed to reach level four of the Infant Transformation Stage!”

“My guess is he just fabricated that Exploding Heavens Faction. He probably comes from a well-known family.”

“No way. He probably comes from an old sect!”

Buttface stood upon his two hind legs and proudly walked up to Han Guoqiang with his stomach in and his chest out. He looked down at Han Guoqiang’s bloody face.

“Any last words?” Buttface asked.

“Buttface, stop wasting your words on him! Just do it!” Xu Que said impatiently.

Han Guoqiang’s face grew pale. Did they really intend to kill him!?

“No, no! Wait!” Han Guoqiang shouted frantically. “My father is the Lieutenant Castellan! Don’t do anything stupid! If you kill me, you will not walk out of this city ali—”

Puff!

Buttface spat at Han Guoqiang’s face.

Patter!

The large drop of saliva landed directly on Han Guoqiang’s head. Han Guoqiang was stunned. So were all the onlookers.

What’s going on?

This dog is really domineering!

He didn’t even wait for Han Guoqiang to finish speaking! Is that dog really going to kill him?

Xu Que was silent. He stared at Han Guoqiang with cold eyes, like a cruel killer who was enjoying the struggle of his target. Buttface also starred at Han Guoqiang, just like an executioner would. He studied him, his eyes cruel and stern.

“What I said is true!” Han Guoqiang shouted. “This is just a misunderstanding! You don’t need to kill me! If—”

Puff!

Another mouthful of thick sputum wrapped itself around Han Guoqiang’s forehead.

Han Guoqiang was dumbfounded, his mouth slightly open in shock. The mixture of Buttface’s saliva and mucus slid off his hair, down his face, and dripped into his mouth. However, Han Guoqiang didn’t notice this at all. He was consumed by terror, for he thought that Xu Que and Buttface had made up their minds to kill him. How could he possibly care about a little saliva?

The rest of the young rich men began to panic. They each elbowed their way out of the crowd and away from the scene. Some of them scurried home to hide while others ran off to try and inform the Han family about what was happening to their son. However, none of them returned for fear of becoming too involved. No one wanted to offend this terrible elite.

“Please don’t kill me! I was wrong!” Han Guoqiang entreated, hanging his head.

Buttface didn’t reply. He just kept spitting at Han Guoqiang.

Puff!

“I—”

Puff! Puff! Puff!

“You—”

Puff! Puff! Puff! Puff! Puff!

No matter what Han Guoqiang said, every word was interrupted by Buttface’s spit. Buttface began to spit faster and faster. His spitting became more and more rhythmic. He was now spitting at Han Guoqiang’s head so rapidly that it seemed like he was firing a machine gun.

The crowd was dumbfounded.

This dog is so domineering. But why is he still just spitting on him? Why hasn’t he killed Han Guoqiang yet?

“OK, Buttface, you can stop now!” Xu Que said.

Buttface nodded and stepped back, a content smile on his face.

Han Guoqiang was scared stiff.

Is...he going to kill me now?

“No, please! Lord Li, I was wrong! I was really wrong! Please don’t kill me!” Han Guoqiang pleaded, crawling backward. Now that Buttface had been told to stand down, he figured that Xu Que was ready to kill him himself!

“Kill you? Who told you I was going to kill you?” Xu Que said with a cold smile.

Han Guoqiang was stunned. His heart began to slow down to a calmer rate.

“You... you’re not going to kill me?” Han Guoqiang asked in a bit of a daze.

“Of course I’m not going to kill you. I am a scholar! As the old saying goes, a gentleman uses his tongue, not his fists. How could I bring myself to kill anyone? Killing is too brutal!” Xu Que said. His expression was filled with sadness, earnestness, and uprightness.

The onlookers were confused.

A gentleman uses his tongue, not his fists?

You are not actually going to kill him!?

Sh*t! From the very beginning, his plan was just to humiliate Han Guoqiang by spitting on him!

D*mn! This guy is so absurd!

How could this guy call himself a scholar? He just told his dog to spit all over someone. That is no way for a scholar to behave! He is just a godd*mned fake!

“I am a reasonable man! Who gave you your name? Why did they give you such a terrible name? Your name brings shame to this nation! It makes you disloyal, unfilial and unjust! Now, I give you two choices,” Xu Que said, speaking slowly and purposefully.

Xu Que held his Dark Heavy Buster Sword above Han Guoqiang’s head.

“You can change your name, or you can die! It’s up to you now, ” he said coldly.

“What?” Han Guoqiang was scared stiff yet again.

But you just said you weren’t going to kill me! How could you threaten me like this!?

The onlookers were speechless.

Just now, he said he wouldn’t kill him. But now he is saying that Han Guoqiang needs to change his name or else he’ll kill him! This guy is totally unreasonable!

Where the h*ll is this guy from?

“Oh? I take it from your silence that you have chosen death, correct? Alright. You are quite brave for wanting to die rather than relinquish your title! I will fulfill your wish!” Xu Que yelled.

The Dark Heavy Buster Sword in his hand started to shine magnificently. Power radiated from the sword as he lifted it...

“No, I will change my name!” Han Guoqiang shouted.

“Oh?” Xu Que stopped.

“But I don’t know what my new name should be...” Han Guoqiang said.

He didn’t know why his name offended Xu Que so much. Han Guoqiang... Guoqiang... It was a common name! Why did this guy insist on changing it?

“You should change it into Zhong Guoqiang!” Xu Que said nobly.

“What?” Han Guoqiang was dumbfounded. This guy wasn’t asking him to change his given name, but his family name!?

“Actually, no. This change does not solve the problem. Besides, a scumbag like you is not qualified to have such a noble name!” Xu Que said, shaking his head. “Your name should be Han Guoruo! No, no, no, your name should be Han Guo Ji Ba[1]!”

Han Guoji? the young rich man thought. That’s an OK name. In fact, it is perfectly acceptable!

“OK, I will change my name to Han Guoji!” he said with a nod.

“Are you kidding me?” Xu Que said, his eyes wide with anger.

Bang!

Xu Que hit the rich man in the forehead with his Dark Heavy Buster Sword.

“I asked you to change your name to Han Guo Ji Ba! Why are you trying to omit the Ba? Are you seeking death?”

[1] Jiba means d*ck in Chinese.