Ultimate Scheming System

Chapter 535: I Need Someone to Bully Me, Otherwise, I’ll Feel Uncomfortable

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

“What?! What have I taught you? I’ve done nothing but bully you for the last five days.” Xu Que was surprised.

I know your helpers are going to arrive here tomorrow, and you want me to stay here so you can get your revenge!

“No, no, no, you’re being too modest. In the last few days, I’ve learned a lot from you. Please stay here for one more day!” Shang Wu said seriously.

I’ve survived the last five days of bullying. It’s fine for me to go through one more. Just be patient, he’ll pay the price tomorrow.

Buttface was astonished by Shang Wu’s words, as he had never seen someone asking for being bullied.

My god! I’ve never seen someone as shameless as he is.

“My goodness! Do you think you might be a bottom? I’m sorry to tell you I’m not gay. You should find someone else to do it for you, but still, I can give you some suggestions.” Xu Que waved his hands.

Shang Wu was confused. “What suggestions?”

“Drip wax on your body!”

“What?!” Both Shang Wu and Shang Ling were confused.

Drip wax? What is this?

Situ Hai Tang, who was standing not far away was shocked by what she was seeing and hearing.

Earlier at the tea party, she had already known that Xu Que was tricking Shang Ling into letting him hit Shang Wu. Over the past few days, Shang Wu had been bullied by Xu Que in person, and now, Shang Ling had asked Xu Que to stay and hit his own son for one more day...

Something must be wrong! I know what kind of person Shang Wu is, and he wouldn’t possibly admit his wrong-doings. He must be plotting something.

“In fact, I have urgent things to do in the Imperial City. Now that General Shang has already realised his mistakes, there’s no need for me to stay here. General Shang, I shall say my goodbyes here,” Xu Que said and was about to leave.

Xu Que knew what Shang Wu was plotting and did this on purpose to upset Shang Wu.

You want me to stay here? I won’t let your wish come true.

“Please stay! General Zhuge, please stay here to bully me!” Shang Wu almost cried out.

Shang Ling was shocked by this.

What’s going on with my son?

“Grow up and don’t act like a child. General Zhuge has said he has something urgent to do, so we will let him go,” Shang Ling criticized Shang Wu. After all, his son’s actions were disgraceful.

Xu Que waved his hand. “It’s fine. Don’t be cross, General Shang. Your son’s reaction is totally normal. One could get addicted to being bullied after he’s been bullied for a few consecutive days.”

Hearing this, Shang Wu thought Xu Que was going to stay and nodded. “You’re perfectly right. I need someone to bully me, otherwise, I’ll feel uncomfortable.”

“This is...” Shang Ling was stunned.

“What the f*ck!” Buttface could no longer bear this and cursed.

Situ Hai Tang was speechless. She had never thought Shang Wu would behave like this. Earlier, she had been worried that something might happen to Xu Que if he stayed here, and now that Xu Que had made his determination to leave, she was relieved.

“General Zhuge, can you tell me what has happened to my son?” Shang Ling looked at Xu Que anxiously.

Xu Que smiled. “It’s no big deal. Now that your son has grown addicted to being bullied, from today on, you should hit him once every hour and five times a day for a whole year. You shouldn’t stop doing so even if he asks you to, otherwise things could get rather bad. That is quite enough for today. I should leave now. Goodbye!”

Xu Que turned around and immediately activated the teleportation array.

“I see, once an hour and five times a day for a whole year. I shall do as you say, so long as I can cure my son! Thank you so much for this, I owe you a favour again,” Shang Ling thanked Xu Que, thought he was still a bit doubtful.

Will this really work?

“Father! How can you...”

Shang Wu was so angry that he almost passed out.

Zhuge Liang, f*ck you!

“My son! What happened to you?”

Shang Wu turned around and saw his son almost passing out and hurriedly supported him with his hands.

“General Shang, just hit him, hurry!” Xu Que’s voice came out from the rotating teleportation array.

Hearing this, Shang Ling hurriedly hit his son right in the stomach.

Bang!

Shang Wu felt extreme pain and instantly opened his eyes.

“General Zhuge was right! It really worked! Thank you!” Shang Ling turned around and thanked Xu Que, but he found that Xu Que and Buttface had already left.

“General Zhuge is such a nice person. You have to thank him, my son. Come, let me hit you a few more times,” Shang Ling said.

Although he felt this practice was a bit strange, when he saw his son’s reactions after he was hit, he decided it was worth a try.

“Father! I’m fine now!”

“Don’t be ridiculous! You look so pale!”

Shang Ling hit his son’s stomach again.

Bang!

Shang Wu’s whole body curled up. He was in great pain and couldn’t even say a word.

It is because you’re hitting me, otherwise, my face wouldn’t be as pale as a sheet.

Father, what’s wrong with you?! How can you believe that b*stard’s words?!

Shang Wu almost wanted to cry, but he felt his tears had all dried up.

It’s my own fault, why on earth did I say those silly things earlier!

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Shang Ling was still hitting his son... Shang Wu was furious, but he couldn’t explain to his father why he had said those silly words.

F*ck you! Zhuge Liang, even if you make it back to the Imperial City, you’re not going to survive tomorrow.

...

Situ Hai Tang was laughing very hard. In case she was seen by Shang Ling, she hid in a corner and covered her mouth with hands.

She had been greatly impressed by Xu Que this time.

He has such a sharp tongue! He could even kill someone with his words if he wanted to.

Thinking of how Shang Wu was going to be hit by his father for the following year, Situ Hai Tang felt extremely happy.

“Xu Que, be careful! Come back alive, please!” Situ Hai Tang looked at the teleportation array and murmured. Then she turned around and left.