Ultimate Scheming System

It was snowing at Snow City.

The whole city was covered by thick snow. It was very quiet in the residence of the governor.

Situ stood next to the attic window. She was holding a military book and watching the citizens outside milling on the street.

She looked a bit worried. She was concerned about Xu Que and the three thousand soldiers.

She knew that even if they failed to take back Blue Water City, Xu Que would still be fine. But her soldiers were not as powerful...

I doubt that many of them can come back alive...

She sighed, thinking that she should not have agreed to send them out with Xu Que in the first place.

Taking a city back in one day is just impossible!

Xiao Wu finally came back and dashed right into the house.

Seeing him, Situ had a feeling that something bad had happened.

Why has he came back alone? Where is Second Uncle? Where is Hero Zhuge? Where are the rest of the soldiers?

She dropped the book onto the ground.

She was afraid that Xiao Wu was bringing bad news.

Xiao Wu saw Situ and exclaimed: "General Situ, I have something to report!"

Situ took a deep breath and steeled herself to hear what Xiao Wu was going to say.

"You may speak now!"

Xiao Wu said excitedly, "Hero Zhuge has taken Blue Water City back, now he is heading to Yun Luo City!"

"What?"

Situ was shocked.

Hero Zhuge has taken back Blue Water City and is heading to Yun Luo City? This is not true. He only left around two hours ago, how can this be possible?

"General Situ, this is true. Lu Wen has been killed by Hero Zhuge and his thirty thousand soldiers all surrendered. No one on our side has been killed yet. This is really a miracle!" Xiao Wu said with excitement, as if he had witnessed the battle himself.

He killed Lu Wen... and no one on our side has died?

I cannot believe my ears...

Right at that moment, another soldier came back and ran toward the house.

As soon as he stepped into the house, he shouted, "I have something to report."

Situ thought that this time, something bad must have happened. She nodded. "You may speak now."

The soldier took a deep breath and said: "Hero Zhuge has taken Yun Luo City back. The governor has been killed and the remaining forty thousand soldiers have all surrendered. No one on our side has died and they are heading to Shen Hai City."

"What?!"

Situ was so surprised that her eyes were wide open.

Xiao Wu was the same.

Another one? And they are heading to Shen Hai City?

My goodness!

I must be dreaming!

Why are these cities falling so easily? God, how did this happen?

...

Meanwhile, at Shen Hai City, the war had ended. Xu Que stood on the collapsed city wall, looking like a General. All three thousand soldiers from Snow City were intact and in high spirits.

In less than three hours, they had taken back three cities—three of the most powerful cities amongst the ten cities of the Water Nation.

They had used the exact same tactics. Who said miracles could only happen once?

"Great Hero Zhuge!" the soldiers shouted.

Xu Que was carrying a stick on his back, and there was a dog hanging on the stick. It was Buttface.

"Let me down!" Buttface shouted.

Xu Que said, "Buttface, why did you come all the way here? And now you are hanging off the end of my stick and your butt has turned red! Hahaha!"

"F*ck! If it were not for your magic inscriptions, I would never have been caught by you. My intelligence level is higher than yours, why don’t we do a quiz and see who is smarter!" Buttface shouted.

"Never mind! Yes, you do indeed have a bigger head but it is full of sh*t! Even a dung beetle would laugh at you"

"B*stard! You are talking nonsense!"

This stupid fool! He cannot even understand my joke, yet he is claiming that his intelligence level is higher than mine...

"Buttface, you are really cute!"

"Cute?" Buttface was stunned.

"Yes! You are dumb and cute!"

"F*ck! Come and fight against me!"

"Shut up! We should head to the next city before it is too late! You have to keep carrying the bombs, do you understand? Then I will let you drive a tank."

"Bulls*it! Do you think I will be deceived by you again?"

"You can also fly a helicopter."

"Hero Zhuge, where are the bombs? I can carry them now!"