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A muscular man in a black vest held a stick and attacked a woman that looked to be around twenty five years old.

During the interrogation, she found out that neither of them had any relationship problems, and only met for the first time that day.

The muscular man continuously said that he wanted to kill a yao and was determined to use his stick to hit the woman...

For some strange reason, this scene reminded her of the scene in Journey to the West killing the White Bone Spirit 1 thrice.

Of course, the main reason was because this muscular man was determined in claiming that he was the Victorious Fighting Buddha, Sun Wukong.

“Could this person have a mental illness?”

Lin Xiyue held a gel pen with two fingers, and continuously stroked her long hair.

The man who was arrested for attacking the woman was sitting in the chair opposite her, and looked around the interrogation room curiously.

“Sun Wukong, do you have any relatives?”

“I, Old Sun, have millions of monkeys...”

“Stop!”

Lin Xiyue was about to go crazy due to him. “I, Old Sun”, “kill Yao”...

He really thought that he was Sun Wukong.

She had seen people that went crazy from gambling, and people that went crazy due to stocks falling, it was her first time seeing someone that went crazy from watching Journey to the West.

“Tell me, what is your motive for hitting that woman?”

“I, Old Sun, told you ten thousand times, I’m eradicating a Yao!”

...

Lin Xiyue was speechless.

She let out a long sigh, then slammed her notepad onto the table.

From what she saw, the man in front of her was mentally ill, she’d just leave it to a mental institute.

As for the victim, it’ll be up to Lin Xiyue herself to comfort her.

“Little girl, where are you going? Help me, Old Sun, take the thingy on my hands off!” said the Great Sage as he shook the handcuffs on his hands, when he saw Lin Xiyue was about to leave.

“Great Sage, wait here for a moment, I’ll be back soon,” Lin Xiyue patted the Great Sage’s shoulder, then opened the door to the interrogation room.

The moment she closed the door, she saw Ye Zichen rush over with Third Fatty Jin.

“Ye Zichen, why did you come?” Lin Xiyue felt really weird about him. If she said that they were friends, the issue was that she would get annoyed when she saw him.

If she said that they were strangers, their relationship was much more complex than that.

Ye Zichen licked his lips, glanced towards the interrogation room and spoke softly, “I came to bring that suspect away.”

As he said that, he pointed towards Great Sage, who was in the interrogation room.

Hearing Ye Zichen’s voice, the Great Sage immediately turned around, “Bro!”

“You know him?” Lin Xiyue raised his eyebrows in confusion. “Does he have... some sort of mental issues?”

“He bullshitted with you?”

“Yeah, he kept on saying stuff like ‘I, Old Sun’ and ‘kill Yao’!”

...

Ye Zichen knew that the Great Sage coming here was definitely trouble.

Ye Zichen shrugged helplessly, then nodded, “Yeah, he has a multiple personality disorder. There are times where he always wants to be Sun Wukong!”

“Yeah, that’s right. When I asked him what his name was, he kept on saying that he’s Sun Wukong.”

“Mm, then he might be acting up again,” Ye Zichen sighed. There wasn’t any logical explanations in this situation.

“Oh yeah, hurry up and let my friend go. I already met with the victim, and we decided to compensate in private. She should be coming over soon.”

“No problem,” Lin Xiyue nodded, then walked into the interrogation room and unlocked the Great Sage’s handcuffs.

The moment he was released, he immediately ran beside Ye Zichen and frowned, “Bro, you came too slowly. Also, this girl has continuously stopped me from killing the Yao, it’s really pissing me, Old Sun, off.”

Ye Zichen nodded towards Lin Xiyue with a smile, then dragged the Great Sage outside.

However, at that moment, the victim walked over with two policemen.

“Yaoguai, watch this!”

The Great Sage immediately wanted to ‘kill the yao’. Ye Zichen immediately held him by his waist, then signaled towards Third Fatty Jin, “What are you being stunned for? Why aren’t you coming over to help?”

“Alright.”

“I’ll treat you to a meal later.”

Ye Zichen shouted towards Lin Xiyue, then dragged the Great Sage from the interrogation room entrance, with one person holding his waist and one person holding his arms.

“Bro, why did you drag me, Old Sun, away? I, Old Sun, need to suppress the yao!” the Great Sage continued to say that he needed to defeat the yao after getting on the car.

Ye Zichen rolled his eyes speechlessly.

“She’s a proper human, why did you say that she’s a yaoguai?”

“How is she not a yaoguai?” the Great Sage swore confidently. “I, Old Sun’s, Fiery Eyes of Truth are not just for show, her original face is not the same with that one. What is it if it’s not a yaoguai possessing her..”

Hehe.

Liu Jing, who sat beside the Great Sage, suddenly giggled.

The Great Sage glared at her, “What are you laughing for?”

Ye Zichen was completely speechless.

He understood the Great Sage’s meaning, the Great Sage wanted to say that the woman had underwent plastic surgery.

In this era, plastic surgery was far too common.

“Great Sage, you don’t understand! These are all humans, they can’t change their appearance easily like deities! This method of changing their face is one of the technologies developed in this secret location. It can allow people to change into the appearance that they like. However, most of those people that change their faces are self-conscious of their looks...”

“It’s actually like that!” Great Sage Sun nodded like he understood. “No wonder I, Old Sun, did not feel her yao energy just now!”

Third Fatty Jin, who was driving, didn’t even dare to breathe.

He was finally certain that the lord in the backseat was Great Sage Sun, who had caused a havoc in the Heavenly Court. That’s someone on the level of his Esteemed Master...

He didn’t think that Ye Zichen could actually know someone of that level. It seemed like there was a reason for his shifu to order him to follow Ye Zichen.

As for Ye Zichen, who sat in the backseat, he was wondering about whether he should buy a house.

There was no other way around it, Great Sage Sun was definitely an unstable element.

If Ye Zichen didn’t put the Great Sage beside him, god only knows what trouble the Great Sage would cause.

Ye Zichen opened his WeChat, and couldn’t help but frown.

Yue Lao, Nezha and co. were easily dealt with. They just wanted to stock up. Ye Zichen could just send the stuff over to them when he had time to go to the supermarket.

What troubled him more were the friend requests.

After Han Xiangzi and Iron Crutch Li, four more friend requests came to Ye Zichen.

Lü Dongbin, Lan Caihe, Elder Zhang Guo and Cao Guojiu!

Wow, aside from Immortal Lady He, pretty much all of the Eight Immortals had sought him out.

These Eight Immortals were truly a bit relentless.

Ye Zichen looked at the friend requests.

At that moment, Monkey Bro, who sat beside him looked over, “Aren’t those the Eight Immortals... Don’t you need the Nine Heart Lotus Root that’s in their hands!?”

That’s true...

Ye Zichen licked his lips, he also knew that he needed to ask the Eight Immortals for the Nine Heart Lotus Root.

But them adding him...

Was surely to flame him!

He had already flamed Han Xiangzi to no end earlier, and now a few more people came.

It seemed like he would only be able to deal with this by destroying the Eight Immortals.

1. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baigujing